So I got my hand into this crap and I was freaking out a little bit. I asked one of the other dads "Do you know what poision ivy looks like?" He said it was definately poision ivy. I was thinking "Great. I did just about everything but scratch my privates." We set the corner of the tent up RIGHT ON THIS CRAP!!!!So later, I was thinking to myself...wait, isn't poison ivy supposd to have 3 leaves??? Well, I asked somebody else and they said no, THIS....
...is poison ivy. Note the waxy 3-leaved tree hugging b*st*rd! The waxy look comes from the malevolent oils it produces that makes you scratch holes into your body. IT WAS 3 FEET FROM OUR TENT! I think the other dad was just having a joke at my expense. I washed my hands like 17 times in the bathroom after I touched that first plant. Ha! Very Funny!
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