The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. ~Erma Bombeck
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Perfect
This place is a little crowded but I suppose that's because it is just completely perfect today. I found out a kindergarteners greatest fear today. I took Logan to the bathroom after we came back with our firewood. He had to take a dump, and he used like 14 rolls of toilet paper. When I told him to flush, he got this horrified look on his face and said "No! Its gonna flood!!" I guess kindergarteners are still getting butt-wiping technique down and I figure this happens all the time. I can see a bunch of little boys all around a commode saying "You flush it! I'm not gonna flush it!" then the poor little guy whose poop it is has to flush and they all get the same panic-stricken look on their faces "Its gonna flood!" And they start frantically looking for the nearest route of escape. Anything so they don't have to touch poopie-water! So I told Logan, "its YOUR poop..." and I just let that sink in for a minute. Then "you're gonna have to get it out..." you should have seen the look on his face! It was so funny! He started shaking his head and said "No way!" so I told told him to go get a stick and we plunged it down like that. It was so funny!
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