Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Ass Sanitizer?

They had this nifty stuff at the nature center at Otter Creek State Park. It is just like the hand sanitizer you see in so many places. They even installed a dispenser in the break room at work-I don't know why-there is a sink with hot water and a hand soap dispenser...still you would be surprised at the upstanding upper eschelon types you see who come in the men's restroom, use the urinal, and leave without scrubbing up... Anyway, I think there is no functional difference between this dispenser and the one for hand cleaning aside from the instructions. Simply put, it tells you to rip off some toilet paper, squirt on a liberal amount of (what I call) the Ass Sanitizer, and swab down the seat. Then flush the toilet paper, and get down to business. It left me feeling very germ safe, but I did wonder-what do I do later if my ass starts to burn with a reaction to the chemicals? Is there some soothing lotion in there too to counteract the possible irritation? I have always seen caution clauses on most bottles of hand sanitizer and I would think your nether regions are quite a bit more sensitive. It has been over 48 hours and I've showered twice, so I am certain I'm ok. I know I needed to say that so all my readers don't worry too much. Can you imagine going to the doctor with a ring shaped burn on your butt and trying to explain? That would truly suck.

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