Gay, Karate, Levels, and belts

I just spoke to one of my pet lesbians. She said that "she is at a different level of gay" at this time in her life.

I told her "Gay is in levels? Like karate? Do you have a blackbelt?"

She said she only has a yellow.

I said "well gay is different than karate in the respect that you collect the belts and wear every color rather than exchange them for the next one."

Makes perfect sense to me.